The Dropout and the Fallen Angel

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

ruinedchildhood:

was this show even real

bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

motivationhunter:

capsuleofme:

It sounds crazy but one of my favourite parts about Japan was stationery shopping.

There were aisles filled with a rainbow array of pens and markers at ridiculously low prices. With my favourite Pilot pens priced at 105 yen (which is like $1.30AUD), I may have bought um, about fifteen? 

And the erasable Pilot Frixion ballpoint pen I bought has definitely proven handy. 

this looks like heaven and no you’re not crazy at all

spanishskulduggery:

When people are speaking in the language you’re studying, but then you can’t understand a word

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smileeawhilee:

yeffyaboyuice:

metal-knight:

thechamberofsecrets:

WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE FOR BOYS

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE FOR GIRLS?

Why don’t you two find out

Shoutout yeffyaboyuice being the best wingman ever

fussyfangss:

do you ever just scroll through your dash reblogging everything like
“damn you guys are on fire tonight”

dudewheresmypie:

winchesterandwinchester:

10 Favorite Priestly Moments

I want to grow up to be Priestly

ehhhr:

lizzieakadrizzy:

ehhhr:

i dont think ive ever made one good decision in my life 

you made a tumblr

exactly 

wildfloweh:

In school they should call me tumblr mobile because I don’t fucking work at all