I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
was this show even real
Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash
Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
It sounds crazy but one of my favourite parts about Japan was stationery shopping.
There were aisles filled with a rainbow array of pens and markers at ridiculously low prices. With my favourite Pilot pens priced at 105 yen (which is like $1.30AUD), I may have bought um, about fifteen?
And the erasable Pilot Frixion ballpoint pen I bought has definitely proven handy.
this looks like heaven and no you’re not crazy at all
When people are speaking in the language you’re studying, but then you can’t understand a word
WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE FOR BOYS
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE FOR GIRLS?
Why don’t you two find outShoutout yeffyaboyuice being the best wingman ever
do you ever just scroll through your dash reblogging everything like
“damn you guys are on fire tonight”
10 Favorite Priestly Moments
I want to grow up to be Priestly
i dont think ive ever made one good decision in my life
you made a tumblr
In school they should call me tumblr mobile because I don’t fucking work at all